Monday, March 26, 2007
lol.... the dinosaur in night in the musuem...
hmm... wei kiat everyday post pictures... seems like i must post some too... k heres some which i took in chicago
1:09 AM
Saturday, March 24, 2007
lol today was a horrible day, and i learn one very impt thing... dun go to rikesh organised outings.... lol everything went wrong.. pple not turning up and the worst part.. never buy movie ticket -.- than must go all the way to another cinema.... aiyoh waste my time.. should have gone to watch wif denny or marvin instead sia...grrrr...
5:18 AM
Thursday, March 22, 2007
the funniest shit happened to me today..... so i was asking zhi yue to go see my blog... k... so he went to my webbie... than he nudge me on msn... eh ivan.. only got this page only ar???
than i tell him.. nonono got more pages... the below there got the post/tagboard/profile thing... can click one la...
zhiyue:" ooooh!!!"
than he was reading my post than he ask.... :" eh ivan... how come the post cut halfway one how to scroll down??"
ivan:" WTF!!! JUST SCROLL DOWN!!! USE THE MOUSEWHEEEEELLL!!"
Labels: lol
7:04 AM
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
lol lol i read this and laughed than my mum looked at me wif that omg-my-son-crazy look...
In the human body, which organ is in charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story?
You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an *sshole.
Labels: Who Runs the Human Body?
8:45 PM
lol this holiday i am super amaze wif myself la.... read like 12 books... and all the books are from the same author.... Nelson Demille... really good author..
theres this book... its called wildfire... its like a detective story la.. than the detective named john corey is undercover and trying to find out about this club called the Custer Hill Club which is for the rich pple... he go inside liaoz than realize the plans....------ The people there wants to Bomb USA.. their own country so that this operation called Wildfire can proceed... The operation states that if some1 bomb US they will bomb back.. if they dunno who they just bomb the muslim lol..... RACIST!!!!
lol its like.. AHH CRAP WE KENA BOMB!!!!!! BOMB THE MUSLIMS!!! PEW PEW PEW BABO!!!!!
8:39 PM
so this is a story of a diver meeting a guy underwater..
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.
The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof pad and pencil, and wrote, "Amazing! How are you able to stay this deep down without equipment?"
The guy took the pencil and pad, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'm drowning, you moron!"
Labels: A story of a diver....
8:37 PM
Sunday, March 18, 2007
so brandon me aziz and charmaine were talking at the cafeteria at CCAB there... than we were talking about borat... brandon said got one part of the show borat go take picture wif his son penis cause it grew in size... the funny thing is.. he said it grew to 3cm!!! lol.. than we were all like WTF!?!? 3 cm?? theres like <------> ( and i mean erected ) than he corrected himself and said it was 3 inches.. lol <---------------->
8:51 AM
Saturday, March 17, 2007
ya... my birthday april 15 coming so think i gonna organise a birthday party on april 14.... all from 4/1 and 4/2 are invite......... spread the message haha
8:44 AM
Thursday, March 15, 2007
so.. we can learn alot from movies...... these are what we can learn....
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it''''s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
LOL and its all so dam true... so just type lol and dont say lame..............
7:05 PM
lol i just watched stomp the yard..... yea its nice.. kinda cool( the solo stuff) but wtf sia... why do they have to use animals -.- python wolf -.- lol.. than they make the stupid action so dam lame...
"python!! ssss ssss sssss sss..." " wolf!! ha woooooooooo!!!" lol....somemore chris brown only acted for 10 minutes than he died... but overall the show still not bad la...
7:03 PM
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
According to researchers from india they have proven that More Post More Luck... So im posting more post to get more luck to send my brother away to a far away lend.. can some1 lend me money to buy more posts???
Logging on to internet>>>> 5 minutes >>>>>> 2 bucks
Typing in website>>>>> 1 minutes>>> 50 cent
Posting>>>> Priceless....
theres nothing for everything, but for everything else there is visa card......
11:59 PM
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
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Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.
''What's that?'' asked Jenny.
''Well,'' said Johnny, ''if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis.'''
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6:51 AM
wah lao.... stupid wei kiat make me go down play soccer... SOOO BOOOORRRRINIINNNGNGG!!!!!
stand there wait for ball to come hit my body only..... yawnzzz.... than later just run away like idiot block mong.... boring la... haha..
6:48 AM
Sunday, March 11, 2007
so... now holidays nothing much to do... every day slack.. dota,wow,out,sleep,eat,home,gym,study,tennis...
yea.. and thats basically it.. boring life eh... yea im studying.. doing diploma of creative writing and media arts.... its interresting manxxxxx.
7:41 AM
so i was watching mtv and there was yo momma on... very funny manx
" you so dumb, ur momma asked u to buy a coloured tv and u asked..." what colour??"
"yo momma is like a bus.... shes big, she doesnt smell good and she is CHEAP.." ( crowd goes OOHH!!!!)
7:41 AM
i just stepped on a weighing scale and now i weigh...... 170kg.. OMFG IM THE FATTTEST BITCH ALIVE!!!!!
lypo here i come.... or maybe by-pass.... or...... i can just go NKF and do FD ( fats donation)
need to give the NKF pple... durai and mr yong.. they everyday go lawsuits lose alot of weight liaoz.. so must give them more fats... im doing the world a favour manx....
7:40 AM
haiz.. so sad...
isnt it sad to find out the girl u like has a new bf?? guess so...... life sux eh???
7:14 AM
i should have never created a blog manx... stupid wei kiat make my life so diffucult
HES GONNA PAY ON TUESDAY!!!!! i gonna step over fall down than cause a earthquake in singapore... than next days news.....
EARTHQUAKE STRIKES AGAIN!!!
sources has confirmed a super overweight boy caused this enormous epicenter.....than next day
GUINEA BOOK OF WORLD RECORD
first ever human earthquake....
3:34 AM
lol.... the dinosaur in night in the musuem...