KoNgZz

yoyo i back!!

2008-11-07T07:33:00.000-08:00

omg.... spencers sucker fish.....

deep sea fishing is just not for me..... merlion all the way T_T
cam whores
on the boat to see whaless.......
fishing....... omg.... the night mare!!!!!!!! *pukes*
On the wayyy to the sea.... at this pt of time i felt that the ride was fun...
We kayak all the way to a deserted island.... this is the beach.... dam nice...
oh noes..... where is yixi........

Hihi....
Haha took me dam long to blog about my gold coast trip....... anywayz... heres some pics..
lol too many pics..... lazy post all.... haha

touchdown

2008-10-19T03:22:00.001-07:00

Sian...... arrived back at singapore yesterrday..... the thought of going back to camp totally sucks manx.... omg.....

ill update with pics of my gold coast trip when i get them.....

Peace

sian

2008-10-04T07:50:00.001-07:00

Today has gt to be the worst saturday everrrrr~~~~....
Morning wake up 6+++ prepare go starhub centre(which is next door lol) to take the stupid SATs Subject test which i know ill fail miserably. than after that the whole day do nothing liao..... nobody to go out with. See no friends is like that ones..... emooos.... than at home nuah here and there nuah until night time...... super not productive sia.....oh wells.....

sian

2008-10-02T05:46:00.000-07:00

wow! what an extremely sucky day.... argh.....
well morning went smoothly. Than came afternoon.
Was planned for sentry duty from 2 to 5:30. so starting part relax la as usual... sit there open gate blah blah blah.... than suddenly a person wearing uniform walk by...... it took me a while.... than i realized... OMFG RSM!!!!! and his crew of useless fucks RPs... with a bloody table...
He gave his smug look of death at me and i know.... G_G im screwed. It turns out, that he wants to check everybody who leaves the depot. Ok fast forward, apparently some1 brought the handphone in and guess what.... me being the sentry person is gonna get blamed because he didnt surrender.... woot GG. Next wednesday tio tekan session... oh wells.. suck thumb. life in pad sux sia.

Peace Out
KoNgzz

Weight loss

2008-10-01T04:18:00.001-07:00

Lately, i've been pursuing my latest goal of losing weight. i started my weight loss 2 months back in july and im proud to say i've loss 12kg within this time span. so im now 110kg lols, still alot but every little big counts yea?
So i've been thinking, why can't fat people be happy with their bodies? why cant I be happy with my body? Why is it fat people has to be ostracized and criticize? because they take up to much space? because they block your way?? or what is it exactly?
Personally, i think i have a low self-esteem, so much so that i do not have the confidence to speak up to others. Well, the reason why fat people aren't satisfied with their bodies is because some people just lurrrrve to criticize us in a way so demeaning to our self esteem. One example for me would be cpt ben. Well he thinks hes the best in everything and for some reasons, just love to criticize me. Well practically im like the main example for any fat related subject. I must say though, that he is the one which motivated me indirectly to lose weight because i want to proof to him that i CAN do it. And come april, i will say to myself " i have done it!". Back on topic, i believe, the sole reason for many overweight people's weight loss is so as to allow them to feel better about themselves, to feel better about their body image. The extreme would be to go for liposuction but i think that defeats the purpose of weight-loss-for-higher-self-esteem if you get what i mean. Gaining the self-esteem you want is through working hard for it, not by letting someone who is dressed in a white coat shoved a thin metal vacuum in and out of you to suck out all the fats.

Ok, so we have...... homosexual...... metrosexual...... and what else?
why cant we have a megasexual( term/idea taken from http://ch-weightwisemd.blogspot.com/2008/06/megasexual.html)?? A person who loves being fat. Life is way to short to spend all your time counting your calorie intake for the day. why cant we just enjoy ourselves in our own skin and not complain about how other people look so much better than you? But than again, if you are unhealthy please continue excercising as its good for you Haha... :D

Im so bored, some1 pls jio me on a date (despo fark) lols.....

Peace!

F1!!

2008-10-01T04:10:00.000-07:00

Yes la, last sunday went to watch F1 finals :D..... totally awesome sia. but i believe watching the F1 live should be a 1 time experience just for the sound and feeling since u dont really know whats happening except the cars going round and round. But omg.. ITS DAM LOUD!!!!! but hear alrdy super shiok.

Well that afternoon, went to eat at raffles hotel. they were having a champagne brunch. From what i heard it cost 400 bucks per person omg! but honestly, its amazingly good, definitely the best buffet i ever ate. ING practically booked the entire raffles hotel compound for this F1 event Haha.

2008-09-27T02:17:00.001-07:00

omg check this blog out.... http://www.sweetestrevenge.blogspot.com/
totally cool stuff......

2008-09-05T09:05:00.001-07:00

Hahahahaha.... its been veryyy long since i last updated this blog.......
the truth it.... I DUNNO WHAT TO BLOG ABOUT!!>!?!??!!? lol....
Nothing much is going on in camp just that.... my ORD MOOD IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i have to admit.... its waaayyy too early.. but who cares!! HAHAHAAH.. ORD LO!!!! CANT WAIT OMG!!!
TIME TO ENTIRELY HANDOVER TO CHEE WOOTX!!!....

2008-08-15T07:25:00.001-07:00

i was surfing the net when i browsed through these wierd but funny stuff..

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.( reminds me of john zhu zhu)

Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.

Albuminurophobia- Fear of kidney disease.

Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.

Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.

Angrophobia - Fear of anger or of becoming angry.

Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.

Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity.

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor.

Atelophobia- Fear of imperfection.( LOL!!!!! this reminds me of CPT Ben lmao)

Ballistophobia- Fear of missiles or bullets.( i need this.... so i can excuse from PAD LOL)

Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness. ( Paris hilton probably has this.)

Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.( all men should be like this..... so i can get ALL the beautiful women LOL)

Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.(awesomee..... if only donald trump/bill gates its)

Coprophobia- Fear of feces.

Domatophobia- Fear of houses or being in a house.(Eicophobia)( reason for all the homeless people)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.( LOL!!!!! nice name HAHAHA)

Logophobia- Fear of words.( Warrant Toh make me have this but mine is only for the phrases: TO ME!! ACTUALLY!! and BY THE WAY)

Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.( i also have this... due to wo toh)

Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.( this is probably the best fear)

theres more.. lol but lazy list out.... haha... didnt know about all these.

Source: http://phobialist.com/index.html

2008-08-15T06:53:00.000-07:00

Heres a quote ive found which means alot.
"The only thing we have to fear is fear it'self - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified, terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance."
---- FDR - First Inaugural Address, March 4, 1933

Lately , i have been thinking about what will happen to me when i go to the US. Will i be just another asian chink who sits at the back of the class and just study all day? Or will i be the cool asian dude who hangs out and chill with ma bros from another mother(lol wtf). I have had nightmares in which im the nerdy asian dude... who sits at the back of the class and gets ridiculed by all the whites and blacks; the dude with no friends;nobody to talk to and sits in his dorm and studies the whole day. I think thats what happened to the korean guy at the virginia tech university. He probably felt so lonely and angry at all the blacks and whites that one day he pulled out his pistol and screamed..."HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW EH?!?!?!" *bang bang bang*.
Who knows maybe ill become like him. Buy a small Uzi..... conceal it.... go inside the classroom and.....
" HUAT AH!!!!!!!" bang bang bang bang bang lol....

But than again.... i HIGHLY doubt so... since i dont have the balls to shoot someone lol.

courtesy of NBC NEW

Haha... cant imagine my face there Lols.....

All these thoughts are due to fear.. And its how you deal with it which is very important.
When i go for work at my depot, i always fear that ill do something wrong like making the wrong documents (cant state what kind of documents =x confidential) or counting the wrong qty of ammo. Its not the fear of me getting scolded, but rather the fear that my actions will cause others to have more work to do. I hate the feeling, when others have to do more unecessary work due to my mistakes. I don't know about you but thats how i always feel =x.

Well back on the me-going-to-us-topic. I've been thinking whether i should like wear those kinda hip hop stuff and walk around with my hands at my crotch and speak like" this dude.... yoyo check this shit out. erh! erh! i can rap dude..." or should i just be me, plain old singaporean mentality. Im just afraid the americans wont understand my accent or my crappy sense of humour lol... i dont wanna be lame T_T..... heh

Anyway, today we pretty much settled our trip to brisbane. and im happy since it took soooo long. i also finally applied for my driving lessons and stuff. omg must go all the way to bukit batok... sooo farrrr....

lastly, all i wan to say is... 8 MORE MONTHS TO ORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CANT WAIT CANT WAIT ROAR!!!!!!!!!

I would like to end this post with a quote:

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
--- Frank Herbert, Dune - Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear

2008-08-10T03:23:00.000-07:00

Second part for NDP fireworks 08!!! :D
and again plz watch in high quality

2008-08-10T00:30:00.000-07:00

Heres the first part for NDP fireworkz......

Plz try to go youtube and click watch in high quality.... will be alot clearer. any1 know how to post the video in high quality??

2008-08-09T12:01:00.001-07:00

Wierd Balloon shit..

heres more pics!!! :X Took some pics of the city.... looks great from my angle...

2008-08-09T11:48:00.000-07:00

Met pearlyn at ndp today :D..... haha long time nv see her liao... still looking great eh...

Me, sgt daniel,joseph and necine!!...... Haha campmates....

Hello.... us again with the fireworks contractor dude....

Me,Sam,Desmond,Kenneth and other dudes..... water fountain wootx..

More pictures incoming soon...... and fireworks videos.... just waiting for it to upload on youtube lol...

super suay.... the fireworks debris hit my head T_T..

2008-08-07T08:40:00.001-07:00

Haha check out this video of price is right.... super funny haha...

2008-08-07T08:33:00.000-07:00

Wah.... super xiong day sia..... whole day work like siao. SAF really make us of our 70 cents a day... kena suck dry today like a bloody bangla...

needed to OT all the way until 11 Pm sia... 7:45 all the way to 11Pm of non-stop work.. thats like 15 hours sia..... shags...

2008-08-05T03:51:00.000-07:00

Woot Lobster Claws!! :D

this is what i like to cal... lobster Finito.....

6 pounds lobster!!!!

Hehe... all these taken in Las Vegas during my May trip to US ....
But my main purpose of the trip was to visit school.... so heres some pics...

Hehe.. pics of stamford university.... one of the top university but than too bad i cant go in one la.. Haha and the pple there all look soooo stressed out...
Still got some more pics but lazy post now.... so some other time ba .. cyaaa

2008-08-04T00:51:00.000-07:00

wahhh..... last saturday ndp preview, fallout so late T_T.... 2 am than fallout... sian everyweek confirm got problem. either the barge got problem or the towers got problem. unfortunately this week the tower got super alot of problems while the barge was perfect lol. expend only like 20% of the fireworks nia. Sian, must wait for all the contractors to climb up and bring down, than we must go shun all the wires for safety precaution.... pull the wire plastic until my nail gone fuck sia haha.

oh well.... but the fireworks was definitely beautiful though :D.

2008-08-04T00:46:00.000-07:00

Yay!!! planning to go cairns with my friends for holiday in october!! WOOT......
finally can get out of singapore. this is the first time where im planning my own trip, since most of the time when i go overseas, my parents are the one who does the planning. i've realized...... there are alot of things to consider!!!! which way cheaper... where more fun... blah blah blah. Haha, so in the end decided to take jetstar from sg to cairns via darwin. not bad quite cheap since now on offer, 188 including tax and airport charges but excluding baggage.

gonna visit palm cove and port douglas, any1 been to cairns before?? got any places to reccomend??

2008-08-03T09:00:00.000-07:00

Hehe, heres the fireworks for NDP National education show on 19 july... which means its only 25% of whats shown on national day lol. so heres just a preview courtesy of Nicholas Lum since his cam is so much better lol. ill post the 100% ndp fireworks when the time comes :D.

Not so good resolution because its just a camera handphone.. im gonna bring my cam at record it next saturday if possible :D.

2008-07-30T07:27:00.000-07:00

so lately as u all know... ive been busy at ndp.. which means i do absolutely nothing but sentry and talk cock lol...... but one thing is...
Ive been talking to gerald and he told me this... which made me think.
"I've been serving this country for 1.5 years..... its time i do things for myself.."
god... i totally agree with him. Ever since i step foot in pad i didnt want to take excuse uniform. Because of the fact that i will cause other people to do more duty. But now..... after what he has said.. damn i need to find a specialist to extend my excuse!! i mean.. WHO THE HELL CARES HOW MANY DUTIES THOSE PPLE NEEDS TO DO..... i only care about how much i need to do. and btw prowling is a pain in the ass.

2008-07-26T04:31:00.000-07:00

Lately i have been thinking, whether i am being very egotistical or having high self esteem. So here is a article i got from http://ezinearticles.com/?Big-Ego-or-Self-Esteem?&id=106973.

"I received an email from a reader who wanted to know how it is possible to have a highly developed level of self-esteem without becoming, or seeming to be, egotistical. The very question shows that our cultural brainwashing works to limit one's belief in one's self and self worth. Being egotistical is seen to be a negative thing and, by inference, those with extra high levels of self-esteem are taken to be egotistical; therefore bad.

First of all, let's clarify the difference: Egotists are essentially insecure people who are attempting to cover up their own suspicion that they are not quite as good as other people by pretending that they are more important. People with very high levels of self-esteem do not need to determine their self-worth by comparing themselves, either publicly or in their own minds, with others.

An egotistical person's sense of self-worth is mostly determined by external conditions, circumstances or events.

They promote themselves so that they can be convinced of their own value by the feedback they receive from peers, fans, voters, employees or even their own children. They often strive to be high achievers because they can then get the acclaim of others, in the hope that this acclaim will somehow prove their worth; though it seldom erases the suspicion that they are unworthy. It is not a bad thing to be egotistical; it is just sad.

A self-esteemed person's sense of self-worth is mostly determined by internal conditions like attitude, compassion, belief, passion and personal vision. They also tend to have a direct sense of their relationship with divinity. Not the kind of divinity promulgated by preachers, mullahs and gurus who teach that human beings are base creatures who can only merit salvation by submitting to the will of some god; but the kind of divinity that teaches that all things, including you, are sacred and worthy of being honored as such.

That's the trick to having a high level of self-esteem: to know yourself as being both a sacred creature and a divine creator; and then to honor yourself as such by acting as such. If you want to develop a high level of self-esteem, you must first come to know your true self and then, you must fall in love with your true self. That's another bit of cultural brainwashing you must overcome. Self-love is often seen as narcissism or extreme vanity. It is not; any more than self-esteem is egotism.

So change your perspective. Having a high level of self-esteem does not equate to being egotistical. If others wish to interpret your sense of self-worth as meaning that you have a big ego, let them. That's their problem, not yours. Loving yourself unconditionally does not equate to narcissism. It is simply honoring that spark of divinity that resides in you. Those who also honor their own divinity will not think you vainglorious; they will simply say "namaste". Namaste means, 'the sacred in me recognizes and honors the sacred in you'.

Forget the big ego. Know thyself; honor thyself; love thyself. Then go about your job of being a contribution to your fellow creatures. Modern day culture teaches that the more you accumulate, the more you are worth. The truth of the matter is that the more you give, the more you are worth. The more you are worth, the more wealthy you can become. If you want to be wealthy, develop your self-esteem. If you want to be prosperous, become abundantly worthy. Believe in you.

The true measure of your wealth is not measured by what you are able to accumulate, but by what you are enabled to contribute."

Leslie is the author of several books, including The Master Key, Alexandra's DragonFire, Your Prosperity Paradigm and The DELFIN Trilogy: The Initiation, The Journey and The Quest. You can find more wealth creation information at ProsperityParadigm.com or LeslieFieger.com

Reprinting and republishing of this article is granted only with the above credit included. Permission to reprint or republish does not waive any copyright.

Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Leslie_Fieger

After reading this article, im rather confused with what type off person i am. A high confidence person or a egotistical person. I think that when i do my work im serious and do my best in doing it and i think im rather Okay with it, but for some reasons i like to compare myself with others. Could it be a sick desire to feel better than others?? i hope not lols.

2008-07-25T06:29:00.000-07:00

yes la!!!!.... today morning fire drill so our commanders give us half day off.... so we go for our dept cohesion...

The best thing about this cohesion is..... WO TOH DIDNT GO!!! WOOT!!...
so it was a BBQ at kenneth house where we saw alot of hot girls lol.... we played tennis and table tennis and than ate the BBQ which i did not cook..... too lazy ehh....

But damn emo la today....... kena compared to chris chee..... sian.... of all pple why compare me wif chris chee.....

god... i hate to be compared to people who i feel is worst than me.... although its kinda childish but... oh well.... i just cant stand it.

So we went home at 8+++ than later planning to go out at 10++++ damn shag sia today.. whole day headache.... lols....

kk
Peace

2008-07-23T05:24:00.001-07:00

YouTube - Whose Line is it Anyway - Informercial - Arm hair

2008-07-23T04:55:00.000-07:00

YouTube - Whose Line is it Anyway - Informercial - Arm hair

BEST SHOW EVERRRR!!!!!!

2008-07-23T04:33:00.000-07:00

lol i got so many things to blog about sia...... but sian cannot talk about it because its classified..... later the MSD pple come find me and charge me lol....

today damn lame though.... was having some ops training thing.... haha whole day sit infront of com set and record stuff.. damn boring sia......................................

btw wei kiat....... whens our mhss outing??? wanna go visit mhss teachers in bhss?? lol

So i watched "Dark Knight" last saturday..... Omg la its damn nice.... Heath Ledger is a damn good actor la........

" Whyy..... So... SERIOUS!!!"
"Lets put a smile on your face.... hahahahahah"

lol damn nice.... its a must watch show this yr......

So far this year got 2 must watch show......
Get smart And Dark Knight.....

so.... last last week on saturday, i was at NDP setting up the fireworks, and guess who i saw?.....
Pearlyn!!! from mhss.. too bad she was busy than got no chance to go find her......
By the way ar guys. this yr fireworks damn nice!!!!! u know why??? because im there to help out!! MUHAHAAAHAHAHA....... ndp is great for NS pple.... can see alot of hot girls/dancers/ahlians LOLs....

k la thats all ive got to say for now... Heres some pics from my 1year anniversary in Army lol.....

2008-07-21T07:13:00.000-07:00

Hello!! Im back .. lol check out the wall of text below :D
LF Girl to go on date with me plz LOL!!!!!

First post of my Blog Awakening

2008-07-21T06:57:00.000-07:00

So as all of you know, im still in NS awaiting my ORD which is in... hmmmm.... about 8 months!!!!! quite soon ill say.
i have been told by everyone before i went NS that NS is a bloody waste of time, but i disagree with them.
To them honest with you i wasnt quite ready to enter on my enlistment date so much so that i actually cried on the first few days. After the first few days i naturally adapted to the surrounding and started to make friends.
One thing is for sure, BMT is probably the Best experience u ever have( in terms of fun.... but it also depends on the people.). For me i was in PES C9L9 so as u all know..... it was very SLACK everyday standby bed and area cleaning and clean rifle quite boring, but at least got to make new friends.

The 7 weeks passed by very eventfully, and i received my vocation. I actually thought i was gonna be a clerk who slacks all day in the office and play dota when my boss is not around but sadly( was dissapointed then) i was posted to the vocation ( Ammunition Supply Assistant ). We gone through a period of 3 weeks to learn all the crap about ammunition which is inapplicable to what we really do in the depot lol. The next period of slackness comes after BMT where u go for courses. During courses, most of the time u probably just sleep or play games lol.

Ok, So after this 3 weeks of crap learning and copying answers we got posted to our respective depot. Well, i got posted to Peirce Ammunition Depot at Rifle Range Road which is near opposite King albert Part Macdonalds which is opposite Ngee Ann poly. Lol im so near to my secondary school friends... yet so farrr.......

Well, one thing is for sure, PAD is probably the MOST fucked up working environment ever. You got to work so hard.... and for what? so that your regulars who get paid 2k++++ get to slack lol....(not aiming at all the regulars. some of them are hardworking though). So after 1 year i realized.... " Why am i working so hard in this crappy organization?" this is the point where i started to chao keng and slack, although i still do the things required to not dissapoint my colleagues.

One thing which i learned from PAD is that, even if the working environment sucks, it is still a great place to work in because of the people in this association. It is us who make each others life easier by talking ALOT of crap which make us literally ROFL and LMAO. Alot of my friends who ORDed tells me that life as a civilian is overrated although u get the freedom and everything which comes with the package, but one thing is leave behind is the time you spend with ur friends everyday having fun lol.

I believe that my choice for my early enlistment was a great one despite everybody telling me i was too young and what not, but it is definitely a life changing experience.

Anyway, to those who are gonna enlist..... all i gotta say is... ORD LOH!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME TO SPELL REC-ORD PLZZZZ....!!!!!

Hehe peace

2008-07-21T06:56:00.000-07:00

Im Back to Blogging

2008-07-21T06:55:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone, its been mighty long since i last blog. last time i blog i was a childish immature son of a bitch......................................................... and now............................

Im still an immature childish son of a bitch........ awesome lol.

2007-04-04T08:16:00.000-07:00

so one fine day i went out with my friend and we were chatting... than he told me this joke.... super funny

There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?'

The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop."

The guy rides his ass for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call the wieners."

Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another tourist and says "Will you hold my wiener whille I scratch my ass?"

hmmm

2007-03-26T01:09:00.001-07:00

lol.... the dinosaur in night in the musuem...

hmm... wei kiat everyday post pictures... seems like i must post some too... k heres some which i took in chicago

2007-03-24T05:18:00.000-07:00

lol today was a horrible day, and i learn one very impt thing... dun go to rikesh organised outings.... lol everything went wrong.. pple not turning up and the worst part.. never buy movie ticket -.- than must go all the way to another cinema.... aiyoh waste my time.. should have gone to watch wif denny or marvin instead sia...grrrr...

2007-03-22T07:04:00.000-07:00

the funniest shit happened to me today..... so i was asking zhi yue to go see my blog... k... so he went to my webbie... than he nudge me on msn... eh ivan.. only got this page only ar???
than i tell him.. nonono got more pages... the below there got the post/tagboard/profile thing... can click one la...
zhiyue:" ooooh!!!"

than he was reading my post than he ask.... :" eh ivan... how come the post cut halfway one how to scroll down??"
ivan:" WTF!!! JUST SCROLL DOWN!!! USE THE MOUSEWHEEEEELLL!!"

lol

2007-03-21T20:45:00.000-07:00

lol lol i read this and laughed than my mum looked at me wif that omg-my-son-crazy look...

In the human body, which organ is in charge?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story?

You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an *sshole.

a new book

2007-03-21T20:39:00.000-07:00

lol this holiday i am super amaze wif myself la.... read like 12 books... and all the books are from the same author.... Nelson Demille... really good author..
theres this book... its called wildfire... its like a detective story la.. than the detective named john corey is undercover and trying to find out about this club called the Custer Hill Club which is for the rich pple... he go inside liaoz than realize the plans....------ The people there wants to Bomb USA.. their own country so that this operation called Wildfire can proceed... The operation states that if some1 bomb US they will bomb back.. if they dunno who they just bomb the muslim lol..... RACIST!!!!

lol its like.. AHH CRAP WE KENA BOMB!!!!!! BOMB THE MUSLIMS!!! PEW PEW PEW BABO!!!!!

a story

2007-03-21T20:37:00.000-07:00

so this is a story of a diver meeting a guy underwater..

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.

The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him.

This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof pad and pencil, and wrote, "Amazing! How are you able to stay this deep down without equipment?"

The guy took the pencil and pad, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'm drowning, you moron!"

lol @ brandon

2007-03-18T08:51:00.000-07:00

so brandon me aziz and charmaine were talking at the cafeteria at CCAB there... than we were talking about borat... brandon said got one part of the show borat go take picture wif his son penis cause it grew in size... the funny thing is.. he said it grew to 3cm!!! lol.. than we were all like WTF!?!? 3 cm?? theres like <------> ( and i mean erected ) than he corrected himself and said it was 3 inches.. lol <---------------->

my birthday

2007-03-17T08:44:00.000-07:00

ya... my birthday april 15 coming so think i gonna organise a birthday party on april 14.... all from 4/1 and 4/2 are invite......... spread the message haha

What can we learn from movies???

2007-03-15T19:05:00.000-07:00

so.. we can learn alot from movies...... these are what we can learn....

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it''''s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

LOL and its all so dam true... so just type lol and dont say lame..............

Stomp The Yard

2007-03-15T19:03:00.000-07:00

lol i just watched stomp the yard..... yea its nice.. kinda cool( the solo stuff) but wtf sia... why do they have to use animals -.- python wolf -.- lol.. than they make the stupid action so dam lame...
"python!! ssss ssss sssss sss..." " wolf!! ha woooooooooo!!!" lol....somemore chris brown only acted for 10 minutes than he died... but overall the show still not bad la...

Why more??

2007-03-13T23:59:00.002-07:00

According to researchers from india they have proven that More Post More Luck... So im posting more post to get more luck to send my brother away to a far away lend.. can some1 lend me money to buy more posts???

Logging on to internet>>>> 5 minutes >>>>>> 2 bucks
Typing in website>>>>> 1 minutes>>> 50 cent
Posting>>>> Priceless....

theres nothing for everything, but for everything else there is visa card......

please just laugh.... lol

2007-03-13T06:51:00.000-07:00

Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.

''What's that?'' asked Jenny.

''Well,'' said Johnny, ''if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis.'''

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Soccer.....

2007-03-13T06:48:00.000-07:00

wah lao.... stupid wei kiat make me go down play soccer... SOOO BOOOORRRRINIINNNGNGG!!!!!
stand there wait for ball to come hit my body only..... yawnzzz.... than later just run away like idiot block mong.... boring la... haha..

what i have been doing so far

2007-03-11T07:41:00.003-07:00

so... now holidays nothing much to do... every day slack.. dota,wow,out,sleep,eat,home,gym,study,tennis...
yea.. and thats basically it.. boring life eh... yea im studying.. doing diploma of creative writing and media arts.... its interresting manxxxxx.

yo momma

2007-03-11T07:41:00.001-07:00

so i was watching mtv and there was yo momma on... very funny manx

" you so dumb, ur momma asked u to buy a coloured tv and u asked..." what colour??"
"yo momma is like a bus.... shes big, she doesnt smell good and she is CHEAP.." ( crowd goes OOHH!!!!)

OMG!!

2007-03-11T07:40:00.001-07:00

i just stepped on a weighing scale and now i weigh...... 170kg.. OMFG IM THE FATTTEST BITCH ALIVE!!!!!

lypo here i come.... or maybe by-pass.... or...... i can just go NKF and do FD ( fats donation)
need to give the NKF pple... durai and mr yong.. they everyday go lawsuits lose alot of weight liaoz.. so must give them more fats... im doing the world a favour manx....

Sad......

2007-03-11T07:14:00.000-07:00

haiz.. so sad...
isnt it sad to find out the girl u like has a new bf?? guess so...... life sux eh???

fucking blog

2007-03-11T03:34:00.000-07:00

i should have never created a blog manx... stupid wei kiat make my life so diffucult
HES GONNA PAY ON TUESDAY!!!!! i gonna step over fall down than cause a earthquake in singapore... than next days news.....
EARTHQUAKE STRIKES AGAIN!!!
sources has confirmed a super overweight boy caused this enormous epicenter.....than next day
GUINEA BOOK OF WORLD RECORD
first ever human earthquake....